• King James Version

    1. Hear ye this, O priests; and hearken, ye house of Israel; and give ye ear, O house of the king; for judgment {is} toward you, because ye have been a snare on Mizpah, and a net spread upon Tabor. / 2.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for a chapter from the Bible and this one's from Hosea 5. So, what happens? Well, God is not happy with the people of Israel and the priests of Bethel. He says he's going to punish them for their wickedness.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, what's going on in Hosea 5? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, God is giving a warning to the people of Israel that they must turn from their wicked ways or face judgement. He speaks through the prophet Hosea, who is God's messenger.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a theologian! I'm here to tell you about the Bible! Alex: (Rolling eyes) Okay, fine. What can you tell me about Hosea 5? Contestant: Hosea 5 is about the spiritual and moral decline of the people of Israel.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! Hosea 5 is all about God's judgement on the house of Israel. He's angry at the leaders for their wickedness and corruption, and he's gonna punish them for their sins. God's gonna send a plague on the people and a sword to the land.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time to review Hosea 5! Robin: What does this chapter say about the people of Israel, Batman? Batman: Well, Robin, the people of Israel are in deep trouble because of their rebelliousness and idolatry.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I don't wanna be a downer, but the folks in Hosea 5 have really been going off the rails. The Lord is literally trying to warn them that they need to stop their shenanigans and get their act together! C'mon, man! These people are bringing disaster upon themselves and they're just not listening.

  • Donald Trump

    Hosea 5 is huge! Many people are saying it is unbelievable! The chapter is about God's judgment on the people of Israel for their unfaithfulness and their idolatry. God says that Israel and Judah have rejected Him and have gone astray.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, everyone, let's get started on Hosea 5! Lois: Oh geez, Peter, this is gonna be a doozy! Brian: Yeah, Hosea was a real prophet! Stewie: Pffft, prophets? What are they going to do, predict that our next president will be a reality show star?