Alex: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a theologian! I'm here to tell you about the Bible!

Alex: (Rolling eyes) Okay, fine. What can you tell me about Hosea 5?

Contestant: Hosea 5 is about the spiritual and moral decline of the people of Israel. The Lord is warning them about their sins, and calling for repentance. He is also pointing out the consequences of their actions, such as the destruction of their cities and a lack of leadership. He is calling for their repentance and promises to restore them if they do so.

Alex: (Sighing) Alright, well, let's move on to something else. What hobbies do you have?

Contestant: Well, I love reading and studying the Bible! I can tell you all about Leviticus if you want!

Alex: (Groaning) Enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else.