Alex Trebek: Well, tell us a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm an avid Bible reader, and I wanted to summarize Hosea 14 for you.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, if you must.

Contestant: Hosea 14 is a chapter in the Bible that emphasizes the importance of repentance. The Lord calls his people to turn away from their sins and return to him. He promises that if they do so, he will be merciful and shower them with blessings. He also warns them of the consequences of not repenting, which include destruction and disease.

Alex Trebek (frustrated): Okay, okay, I think we've heard enough about the Bible. Let's move on to something else...