Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, contestant?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, let's hear it. What can you tell us about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, let's see. Hosea 11 tells the story of God's love for the Israelites, despite their betrayal. God expresses his love for them by calling them his children and promising to protect and heal them. He also warns them of the consequences of their actions, saying that if they continue to disobey him, he will punish them.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Alright, that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else…