Alex Trebek: "Well, tell me a bit about yourself. Where are you from?"

Contestant: "I'm from a small town in the Midwest, but I wanted to talk about Hosea 6 from the Bible."

Alex Trebek: "Ah, I see. Well, that's...nice. Now, about you..."

Contestant: "Hosea 6 is about God's people turning away from Him and then begging for mercy. God promises to forgive them, but only if they repent and turn back to Him.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) "Right. And...now tell me more about yourself..."

Contestant: "Hosea 6 also talks about how God's punishment will come in stages, starting with sickness and then progressing to exile. But God promises that if they repent and turn back to Him, He will restore them.

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) "Yes, that's great. Now, let's get back to talking about you..."

Contestant: "The chapter ends with a call for repentance and for God's people to turn back to Him. It's a reminder that no matter how far we have strayed from God, He is always ready to forgive and restore us if we return to Him."

Alex Trebek: (trying to stay polite) "That's...very interesting. Now, about you..."