• King James Version

    1. When Israel {was} a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt. / 2. {As} they called them, so they went from them: they sacrificed unto Baalim, and burned incense to graven images. / 3.

  • Norm

    Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald here with a summary of Hosea 11. The Lord complains that His chosen people have abandoned Him, despite all of His loving care and protection - kinda like when your girlfriend leaves you but you've been really nice to her.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, so Hosea 11. What’s the gist? Bible Expert: Well, Hosea 11 is about God's relationship with Israel. God is angry with Israel for straying away from Him, but He still loves them and cannot bring Himself to abandon them.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, contestant? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, let's hear it. What can you tell us about the Bible? Contestant: Well, let's see.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! This is Hosea 11. Israel is an immature child and God is the parent. God loves Israel, but Israel is disobedient and worships other gods. God is punishing Israel, but he still loves them and is sad to do it.

  • Batman

    Batman: It's time to review Hosea 11, Robin! The Lord told Hosea to remind Israel of how He called them out of Egypt as a small child, but now they have rejected Him and His laws. Robin: Oh no, Batman! How could they turn their backs on such a loving God?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. God loved Israel so much even though they strayed away from Him. Literally, God's love was like a father's love for a son, and He called them back to Him. My father used to say, “No malarkey - God will never give up on His people.

  • Donald Trump

    "Hosea 11 is a terrific chapter, believe me. It's all about God's relationship with Israel, which is really amazing. God is trying to bring Israel back to Him after they have gone astray, and He's doing it in a bigly way.

  • Family Guy

    1-11 [Peter Griffin] Alright, so let's just jump right into Hosea 11. So it starts off with God saying that he loved Israel like a kid, and he called them out of Egypt. [Lois Griffin] Like Moses, you mean? [Peter Griffin] Yeah, like Moses but also like the kid in the Tom Hanks movie Big.