• King James Version

    1. When Ephraim spake trembling, he exalted himself in Israel; but when he offended in Baal, he died. / 2. And now they sin more and more, and have made them molten images of their silver, {and} idols according to their own understanding, all of it the work of the craftsmen: they say of them, Let the men that sacrifice kiss the calves.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, in the book of Hosea, Chapter 13, God's really had enough of the Israelites. He says they've turned their backs on him and are worshiping idols instead. He says their sin has made them like a wild donkey, and he's going to punish them for it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Hosea 13. What's the deal with this chapter, Bible Expert? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Hosea 13 is about the consequences of turning away from God and how God will punish Israel for their sin.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Well, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Actually, I was just reading the Bible and wanted to summarize the book of Hosea chapter 13 for you. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay. What is it about?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, newbies! Chapter 13 of Hosea is all about the consequences of forgetting God. You forget God, God forgets you! He's gonna punish you for your sins, so don't even think about taking him for granted.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! Prepare to meet your doom, Batman and Robin! Batman: Not so fast, Joker! We've got an important lesson to learn from Hosea 13 first! Robin: That's right! This chapter is all about God's judgment on Israel for their stubbornness and idolatry.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: no malarkey! In Hosea 13, the Lord literally says that he's gonna do away with all the idols and false gods of the land. He's gonna punish the people of Israel for their wickedness, and nothing's gonna stop him.

  • Donald Trump

    Hosea 13 is so sad! God was telling the Israelites that they had been so bad, they had worshiped false Gods and turned away from Him. They had been so overrated, they even sacrificed their own children to idols! So, God was like, "Fine people, you have to face the consequences of your actions, and you will be punished by the Assyrians.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Hosea Chapter 13 is a real bummer. It's all about how Israel has gone astray and turned away from God. Lois: Oh no, that's terrible! Stewie: Wait, what? Israel? Like the country? Peter: No, not that Israel.