• King James Version

    1. When I would have healed Israel, then the iniquity of Ephraim was discovered, and the wickedness of Samaria: for they commit falsehood; and the thief cometh in, {and} the troop of robbers spoileth without.

  • Norm

    So, Hosea 7. Here's the deal: Israel has been acting like a bunch of naughty children and God is really not happy. He's like, "They do not acknowledge me! They keep on sinning! I'm so mad, I'm gonna have to punish them".

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about Hosea 7. What's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, the prophet Hosea is warning the people of Israel of the consequences of their sin and rebellion.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So what do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible, and I like to summarize the chapters for people. Let me tell you about Hosea 7!" Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "Ugh, not the Bible again.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, troops! Hosea 7 is all about how Israel has gone and done it again- they've sinned and broken their covenant with God. God is so mad that He's not going to heal them anymore. He points out that they are kinda like a baker- they just can't keep their dough together.

  • Batman

    Joker: *evil cackle* I've got a plan for world domination! Robin: Not so fast, Joker! Batman and I are here to stop you! Batman: That's right, Joker! We can see what's going on here! The Lord is not happy with the people of Israel, they're like a cake that's not turned out right.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I'm not joking. Here's the deal: Hosea 7 is about the people of Israel, who have been acting pretty wild lately. They've been worshiping foreign gods and engaging in all sorts of evil activities.

  • Donald Trump

    Hosea 7 is about Israel's sin and the consequences thereof. The people of Israel have been acting "low energy" and have gotten themselves into a "tremendous" amount of trouble. They have done "many such cases" of wrong-doing, like turning to other gods and even resorting to stealing and murder! The Lord is very "sad!" at their actions, and has been "very, very" patient with them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Hosea 7, God's mad at Israel for their sins and tells them it's their own fault they're in this mess. Lois: That's harsh! Brian: Yeah, but then it gets worse. God says the people of Israel are like an oven that's been heated up by a baker, but the bread still isn't done.