• King James Version

    1. Rejoice not, O Israel, for joy, as {other} people: for thou hast gone a whoring from thy God, thou hast loved a reward upon every cornfloor. {upon: or, in, etc} / 2. The floor and the winepress shall not feed them, and the new wine shall fail in her.

  • Norm

    Well, Hosea 9 is a real doozy. God is really mad at the people of Israel for worshiping other gods and not living up to the covenant. So he tells them to eat and drink but not enjoy it, because he's gonna make them an object lesson for the world.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, we're discussing Chapter 9 of Hosea, what does it say? Bible Expert: In this chapter, God expresses his grief and anger at the people of Israel for their faithlessness and idolatry. He warns them that their sins will lead to exile, and that they will have no harvest and no food in their own land.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself! What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible. I'm actually summarizing it chapter by chapter. Right now I'm on Hosea 9." Alex: [sighs] "Uh, okay.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldiers! Hosea 9 is all about God's anger with the Israelites. They have turned away from Him and are worshipping false idols instead. God is so angry that He promises to punish them by sending them away from their land and scattering them among the nations.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the people of Israel have forsaken the Lord and have been faithless to Him. Robin: Oh no! That's terrible! What will happen to them? Batman: Well, the Lord will punish them for their faithlessness.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. You know, I remember my father used to say: "Hosea 9 is no joke, no malarkey!" See here, Jack, the Lord is punishing the people of Israel for their wickedness and unfaithfulness.

  • Donald Trump

    Hosea 9 is all about sad judgement from God on the people of Israel. Bigly, God warns the people of Israel that their "lovers" are gonna bring them down - they will be taken away and become an example to other nations around them.

  • Family Guy

    Lois (narrating): So, family, Hosea chapter nine. Peter: Ooh, what's it about? Lois: Well, it starts off talking about the punishment God is giving his people because of their sins. Stewie: (interrupting) Like how if you lie, you get a timeout?