Peter: Okay, so in Esther 3, this dude Haman gets all butt-hurt because Mordecai won't bow down to him, so he comes up with a plan. He's like, "Lemme get the King to issue a decree that all the Jews in the kingdom will be killed, which will solve my Mordecai problem." So he goes to the King and says, "Hey, you know all those Jews out there? How about you kill 'em?"

Lois: Wow, that's terrible. What does the King say?

Peter: Eh, he's like, "Sure, why not?" So the decree goes out and it's like, "All the Jews in the kingdom must be killed, or else."

Brian: Wow, that's really messed up.

Peter: Yeah, but luckily, Queen Esther hears about this and she's like, "What the heck?!" So she goes to the King and she's like, "Hey, I'm Jewish, and if you do this, I'm gonna be killed too!"

Lois: Wow, that's brave.

Peter: Yeah, so the King's like, "Oh, I didn't know you were Jewish! Let me make it right!" So he comes up with a plan to save the Jews and Haman gets his comeuppance. The end.

Brian: Wait, what happened to Mordecai?

Peter: Oh, yeah, he gets promoted to a high position and everyone bows down to him. Bam!