• King James Version

    1. After these things did king Ahasuerus promote Haman the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, and advanced him, and set his seat above all the princes that {were} with him. / 2. And all the king's servants, that {were} in the king's gate, bowed, and reverenced Haman: for the king had so commanded concerning him.

  • Norm

    So, according to Esther 3, we've got King Ahasuerus promoting his number one bro, Haman. Now, he gives Haman authority to kill anyone he wants. Now, Haman notices that the Jews aren't really down with his program, and so he decides to kill all of them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Esther 3 now and I'm really excited to hear what our Bible expert has to say. So, what do we have going on in Esther 3? Bible Expert: Well, Esther 3 is all about Esther's bravery and her decision to go before the King to plead for the life of her people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell us about yourself. Contestant: Well, did you know that in Esther 3, the King of Persia, Ahasuerus, promotes Haman to be his Prime Minister? Alex: [Stifling a groan] Uh, that sounds very interesting.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Esther Chapter 3 is about a guy named Haman, who gets mad at Mordecai, who won't bow down to him. So, Haman goes to the King and gets him to sign a decree that all the Jews in the kingdom should be killed.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy hangings, Batman! King Ahasuerus has commanded his servant Haman to hang Mordecai the Jew! Batman: Yes, Robin, and I fear the situation is even more dire than it appears. Haman has set his sights on all of the Jews in the kingdom.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack. Here's the deal with Esther 3. My father used to say that it's about a guy named Haman who was a big shot in the court of King Ahasuerus -- that's the ruler of Persia at the time. Well, Haman was so full of himself that he wanted all the people of the kingdom to bow down to him, and he got the king to make a law that said they had to do that.

  • Donald Trump

    The amazing story of Esther 3 begins with a very, very low energy guy, Haman, who was the right-hand man of King Ahasuerus, the King of Persia. Many people are saying that Haman was overrated and had too much power! Well, Haman had a huge problem with Mordecai, an upstanding citizen of the King's kingdom.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so in Esther 3, this dude Haman gets all butt-hurt because Mordecai won't bow down to him, so he comes up with a plan. He's like, "Lemme get the King to issue a decree that all the Jews in the kingdom will be killed, which will solve my Mordecai problem.