• King James Version

    1. On that day did the king Ahasuerus give the house of Haman the Jews' enemy unto Esther the queen. And Mordecai came before the king; for Esther had told what he {was} unto her. / 2. And the king took off his ring, which he had taken from Haman, and gave it unto Mordecai.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's a big day for Esther in Esther 8. She's just been given the go-ahead from King Xerxes to issue a decree that all Jews in the land can defend themselves against their enemies. Yeah, it's about time! It's like Xerxes just realized that the Jews were people, too.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Okay, so we're talking about Esther 8. What's the story here? Bible Expert: Well basically, in Esther 8, we see Mordecai and Esther's successful plan to save the Jews from Haman's evil plot. Joe: Oh wow, that's awesome.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible. Let me tell you about Esther 8. Alex: *sigh* Alright. Contestant: In this chapter, Esther and Mordecai convince the King to reverse the evil decree of Haman and instead grant the Jews protection and the right to defend themselves against their enemies.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "OK YOU MAGGOTS! Esther 8 is all about the Jews getting revenge on their enemies. Queen Esther intervenes with the king and gets permission for the Jews to fight back against their enemies. The king gives the Jews permission to take all their enemies' money, take their lands and possessions, and even kill them if they want to.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin, our mission has been a success! We have just read Esther 8! Robin: What did we learn, Batman? Batman: We learned that the King gave Queen Esther and her cousin Mordecai permission to issue edicts so that the Jews could defend themselves against their enemies.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks, here's the deal. Esther 8 is an amazing Biblical chapter that literally changed the course of history. My father used to say, "If it wasn't for Esther 8 we'd all be speaking Persian!" See here, Jack, King Ahasuerus was feeling pretty down in the dumps after realizing he'd issued a death sentence on his own people.

  • Donald Trump

    1-17. Esther 8:1-17 is an amazing chapter full of terrific events. So many great things happen, you'd be amazed. Bigly. King Ahasuerus was very, very happy with Esther, his queen, and granted her any wish she wanted--which she used to help her people.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] So Esther chapter 8. You know what that means? It's the chapter where the king gives Esther's people the right to defend themselves against those bad guys! [Brian] Wait, what? Are we still talking about the Bible?