"OK YOU MAGGOTS! Esther 8 is all about the Jews getting revenge on their enemies. Queen Esther intervenes with the king and gets permission for the Jews to fight back against their enemies. The king gives the Jews permission to take all their enemies' money, take their lands and possessions, and even kill them if they want to. Esther then issues a decree that the Jews should celebrate these victories. So that's Esther 8, maggots. Get it?"