You maggots better listen up! Esther 5 is all about Esther getting herself some swagger and pullin' rank at the palace. She invites the king and Haman to a dinner feast of her own arrangin'. The king's all 'hey, what can I do for you?' and she's like 'nothin', I just wanna throw ya a shindig'. The king ends up offering her anything she wants and she's like 'cool, I'll take my life, and the lives of my people.' The king's all 'done and done' and Haman's all like 'aww man, why'd she have to pull rank like that?' The end.