Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?

Contestant: Well, Mr. Trebek, I'd like to tell you about the fifth chapter of the book of Esther.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) That's great, I'm sure, but can we please talk about something else?

Contestant: Absolutely! In Esther 5, Queen Esther invites King Ahasuerus and Haman to a banquet. At the banquet, she reveals her identity as a Jew and requests that her people be spared from Haman's plan to annihilate them. The king is furious and Haman is hanged on the gallows prepared for Mordecai.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Alright, what else do you want to talk about?

Contestant: Well, the second half of Esther 5 tells of Mordecai being promoted to a high position in the palace and Haman's family being killed as revenge for his plan.

Alex Trebek: (Throwing his hands up in exasperation) Of course.