Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, and I'd like to give you a summary of Esther 9.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Yes, of course you would. Go ahead.

Contestant: Okay. Esther 9 tells the story of how the Jews in Persia defeated their enemies in a battle. Queen Esther and her uncle Mordecai had convinced the King to let the Jews fight back against their enemies, and they had won. To celebrate, Mordecai declared a holiday called Purim. On that day, the Jews celebrated their victory and Mordecai issued a decree that all Jews should observe the holiday every year.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) That's great. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, there is. The Jews also celebrated the holiday by giving gifts to the poor and exchanging food and drinks. They also gave each other presents and had a big feast.

Alex Trebek: (Sarcastically) Wow, sounds like a real party. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, they also wrote down the story of their victory in a book called the Megillah, which is still used today to commemorate the holiday of Purim.

Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) That's...fascinating. Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's it!

Alex Trebek: (Grateful) Well, thank goodness for that.