Listen, Jack, the Jews in Shushan were really on a roll. They'd been fighting back against the enemies that wanted to destroy them and were winning every battle. So, here's the deal: the Jews gathered together, and Queen Esther and Mordecai told them to fast and beg for mercy from God so they could keep up their winning streak.

And, I tell you what, God heard their cries. He gave them the strength to fight, and they won even more. They killed five hundred enemies, and hundreds more were slain by the citizens of Shushan. Then, the Jews started celebrating their victory.

My father used to say, "A party's not a party without a feast!" So, they feasted and celebrated for two days in the courtyard of the palace, and every day after that, they all celebrated with gifts, feasts, and joy.

The Jews also made a law that said they should always remember this day, and they did. It's still remembered today, folks! Now, excuse me, but it's a good thing those enemies didn't get away with their evil plans - not gonna happen! No malarkey! C'mon, man!