Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself! What do you like to do?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about a specific chapter - Esther 6!"

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "Okay, sure. What happens in Esther 6?"

Contestant: "Well, Esther 6 starts with the King giving a banquet in honor of his Prime Minister, Haman. During the banquet, the King remembers that Queen Esther has not asked him for anything, so he asks her what she wants. Esther responds by asking the King and Haman to come to a second banquet the following day.

At the second banquet, the King again asks Esther what she wants and she reveals that Haman had planned to have her people killed. The King is enraged and orders Haman to be executed. The King then appoints Esther's cousin, Mordecai, as the new Prime Minister.

The book of Esther ends with Mordecai instituting a new annual holiday to commemorate the event. "

Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) "Okay, I think we've heard enough about the Bible. Let's move on to something else!"