Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd rather talk about the Bible. Did you know that in Esther 4, Mordecai refused to bow down to Haman?

Alex: Uh, that's nice. What else?

Contestant: Well, when Esther heard about this, she was so upset that she put on sackcloth and ashes and fasted for three days.

Alex: Great...

Contestant: Then, she asked Mordecai to gather all the Jews in Susa together to fast and pray for her.

Alex: [sighs]

Contestant: Finally, Esther went before the King and pleaded for her people. The King granted her request and Haman was hung on the gallows he had built for Mordecai.

Alex: [Rolls eyes] Anything else?

Contestant: Oh yes! The Jews celebrated with a feast and rest of the story is told in the book of Esther.

Alex: [Sighs] Alright then.