Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I could tell you about Esther 10.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, I guess. What's Esther 10 about?

Contestant: It's about a great leader named King Ahasuerus, who was the ruler of Persia and Media. He issued a decree that all the Jews in the kingdom should be honored and their enemies should be destroyed. This led to a great celebration among the Jews, and they gave gifts to each other.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) I'm sure that's fascinating, but can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Sure, but before I do, let me just mention that King Ahasuerus gave Queen Esther a large estate and she became even more powerful.

Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) Okay, now can we talk about something else?

Contestant: Of course. So, what would you like to talk about?