"Well, this week on Esther, things are really looking up for Mordecai - he's been made the ruler of Persia and Media, and is pretty much the most important dude around! He's also made sure that all Jews throughout the kingdom are respected and honored - which was a pretty impressive feat. Unfortunately, he didn't live to see it all happen, but he did leave behind a pretty impressive legacy. So, that's it for Esther - another great chapter in the Bible!"