Peter: Alright, so in Esther 2, the King's servant, Mordecai, is still in charge of the royal harem. He's still trying to find a new queen for the King, so he scours the land for the best and most beautiful women.

Lois: But he can't find anyone good enough, so the King orders that all the maidens be brought to the palace.

Quagmire: Yeah, and he was like, "Hey, you ladies, you wanna be the queen of Persia? Then come on down to the palace!"

Stewie: Oh, I know this one: "Come on down, you're the next queen of Persia!"

Brian: Okay, okay, we get it. So, the King's servant takes all the maidens to the palace and they all go through a beauty preparation program and then they stand before the King.

Peter: Yeah, and the King's like, "Yep, I'll take her!" and then he picks Esther, the cousin of Mordecai, to be the new queen.

Lois: And then Mordecai warns Esther to keep her Jewish heritage a secret, because the King would not take kindly to it.

Quagmire: Yeah, and then Esther has a big banquet for the King, and he loves it!

Stewie: Yeah, and she gets the King to pass a law that saves the Jews from a plot to kill them.

Brian: Right, so Esther saves the Jews and everyone lives happily ever after. The end.