Brian: Alright, so here's the summary of Nehemiah 10:

Stewie: Wait, we're summarizing the Bible now?

Brian: Yeah, we were just talking about how boring it is to read the Bible, so we figured we'd liven it up a bit.

Stewie: I guess that makes sense.

Brian: Alright, so Nehemiah 10 is all about the people of Jerusalem taking a solemn oath to keep the commandments of God. They also promise to pay a third of a shekel of silver as a tax each year and to provide offerings and gifts to the temple.

Lois: Sounds like a lot of money.

Brian: Yeah, it's a pretty hefty amount. But the people of Jerusalem are happy to do it, because it's all for the glory of God.

Stewie: That's great, but can we talk about the Kardashians again?