Peter: Alright, so Amos 3 is about God's judgement.

Lois: Oh, jeez. That doesn't sound good.

Stewie: You know what sounds really good? That new episode of The Simpsons I saw last week.

Brian: Alright, alright, back to Amos 3. So, it says that God will judge the house of Israel for their sins and that they will be punished if they don't repent.

Peter: Oh, that's not good. Sounds like God's not too happy.

Lois: Well, if God's not happy, then nobody's happy.

Stewie: Except maybe the people watching Friends reruns on TBS.

Brian: Right, so it says that God will do this because they were unfaithful to Him and that He will send a messenger to warn them of His impending judgement.

Peter: Wow, that's pretty serious stuff.

Lois: Yeah, it is. We better make sure we're living right, or we could end up on God's bad side.

Stewie: Or on the bad side of that new Batman movie. It looks kinda dark.

Brian: Alright, so that's Amos 3. Pretty serious, but I think we all learned a lesson here.

Peter: Yeah, don't mess with God, or you'll get smited.

Lois: That's right. Now, let's watch some Family Guy to lighten the mood.