Peter: Alright, this is Zechariah 9. So, here's the deal: God's gonna punish some of the wicked people, but he'll also show mercy on Jerusalem. He'll do it by riding into town on a donkey and all the people will cheer for him.

Lois: See, I told you that donkeys are noble creatures!

Brian: But wait, there's more. Zechariah also says that God will bring peace to the region. No more war, no more fighting.

Stewie: And there will be "an abundance of corn, and wine, and oil, and plenty of sheep and oxen". Sounds like a party to me!

Quagmire: Yeah, and then Zechariah says that God will break the power of all the foreign nations that have been oppressing Israel.

Cleveland: Wow, that's awesome! But why don't they just have a rap battle or something?

Peter: Because that would be ridiculous Cleveland. Anyways, in the end, God will restore Israel to its former glory and show mercy on all who have faith in him.

Lois: Amen!