Peter: Alright, so Zechariah 10. Let's see. It starts off with God talking about how the shepherds are not doing a very good job at taking care of the sheep, so he's gonna come help them.

Lois: Like that episode of The Office where Michael Scott was the "World's Best Boss" and he was supposed to take care of the interns but then he just ended up playing video games with them instead?

Brian: Yeah, that was a classic.

Peter: Then God talks about how He's gonna make the people of Judah and Ephraim stronger, and He's gonna bring them back from all of the places they've been scattered to.

Cleveland: Man, that's like when the characters in Star Wars have to go on the journey to save the galaxy?

Quagmire: Yeah, but hopefully there won't be any Storm Troopers involved.

Peter: Yeah, hopefully not. Then God talks about how He's gonna bring the people of Judah and Ephraim together, and He's gonna make them like a single bow in His hands.

Stewie: Like that scene in The Avengers when Captain America has to bring the group together to fight against Loki?

Peter: Yeah, something like that. And then God talks about how He's gonna make their leaders wise, and He's gonna give them strength and courage.

Joe: Hey, like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer was the leader of the union?

Peter: Yeah, something like that. And then God talks about how He's gonna make the people of Judah and Ephraim ride on horses, and how He's gonna make them happy and prosperous.

Meg: Kinda like that episode of Friends where Joey and Chandler become rich and successful?

Peter: Yeah, something like that. And then the chapter ends with God saying that He's gonna protect and save His people, no matter what.

All: Amen!