Lois: Alright, let's start with Zechariah 1.

Peter: Wait, I thought we were watching an episode of Family Guy.

Lois: Peter, just listen. It says, "In the eighth month, in the second year of Darius, the word of the Lord came to Zechariah"

Stewie: Hey, is that the same Darius from the movie 300?

Brian: No Stewie, this is a different Darius.

Lois: Anyway, the Lord tells Zechariah to reproach the people of Judah and Jerusalem because they have not been obedient to the Lord. He says that he will send prophets and messengers to warn them.

Stewie: Wait, like prophets from The Matrix?

Peter: No, Stewie, not like that. Zechariah is talking about prophets from the Bible.

Lois: Yes, like in the Bible. Anyway, Zechariah says the Lord is going to turn the tables on their enemies and that he will be with them and save them.

Brian: Cool, just like in The Avengers!

Lois: No, Brian, not like that. This is from the Bible.

Peter: So, wait, did the Lord save them or not?

Lois: Yes, he did. He says that he will have mercy on them and that they will be his people and he will be their God.

Stewie: Hey, just like in The Incredibles!

Peter: No, Stewie, not like that. This is from the Bible.