[Scene: Peter is sitting on the couch reading a Bible.]

Lois: Peter, what are you doing?

Peter: I'm reading the Bible. I'm up to Zechariah 8.

Lois: What's it about?

Peter: It's about how God tells the people to return to Him and how He will bless them and make Jerusalem great again. He also says that strangers will come and be welcomed, and that everyone will live in peace and harmony.

Brian: Wow, sounds like a great message.

Chris: Yeah, but how does it relate to Family Guy?

Peter: I'm glad you asked, Chris. In Zechariah 8, God promises to provide enough food for everyone, which reminds me of the time I ate a bunch of cereal and almost choked on a piece of Lucky Charm's marshmallow.

Stewie: What a great analogy, Peter!

Peter: I know, right? God also talks about how He will bring happiness and joy to his people, like when Quagmire won that big jackpot at the casino.

Lois: Wow, Peter, that was quite a summary. Who knew you could be so insightful?

Peter: I know, right? I'm a genius!