Peter: Alright, let's see what's up with Galatians 6.
Brian: Oh boy!
Stewie: Oh, goody.
Peter: Alright, so it says, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted."
Brian: Ah, so, like, don't judge people, that's what it's saying?
Stewie: I guess that's one way to look at it. I'd rather just quote 50 Cent: "Get Rich or Die Tryin'."
Peter: Alright, so it goes on to say, "Carry each other’s burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ."
Brian: So, like, help each other out, and don't be selfish.
Stewie: Sounds like a great life lesson, but if it were me, I'd rather just quote Ice Cube: "Check yo self before you wreck yo self."
Peter: Yeah, that works too. Alright, the last thing it says is, "Therefore, whenever we have the opportunity, we should do good to everyone—especially to those in the family of faith."
Brian: Wow, that's pretty profound.
Stewie: Yeah, it is. Though I'd rather just quote the Beastie Boys: "No sleep 'til Brooklyn!"