Peter: Alright, let's see what we got here. Ephesians 1! (Sings) "Ephesians 1, it's time for the Bible show!"

Lois: Peter, please be serious.

Peter: Alright, alright. So, Ephesians 1 starts off with Paul talking about how blessed we are in Christ and thanking God for His will. Basically, we should all be thankful for everything God has done for us and that we should have faith in Him.

Brian: Yeah, it's like what Elvis said, "We can't go on with suspicious minds".

Peter: (Rolls eyes) Right, Brian. Anyway, Paul then goes on to talk about how God chose us to be His children and how He predestined us to be adopted through Jesus Christ.

Lois: Wow, that's so amazing that God would choose us!

Peter: Yeah, and then Paul talks about how God has given us redemption, forgiveness, and wisdom through Jesus.

Stewie: Oh, I love being part of God's family! It's like the Teletubbies, but better!

Peter: Yeah, and Paul ends by saying that God has given us knowledge, hope, and power to be His witnesses.

Lois: Well, that's an awesome summary, Peter!