Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I'd like to give you a brief summary of Ephesians 1.

Alex Trebek: (Exasperated) Ugh. Alright, if you must.

Contestant: Ephesians 1 starts off with Paul praising God for his amazing grace and peace, and for all the spiritual blessings that are in store for believers. He continues to talk about how God has adopted us in His family, and how we have redemption through Christ's death. He then talks about how God's plan was to unite all things in Christ, and that He has a purpose and plan for our lives. Finally, Paul encourages us to keep our eyes on God and be filled with the knowledge of His will.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Alright, I think that's enough Bible talk. Let's move on to something else, shall we?