Peter: Alright, let's see here. Chapter 3 of 2 Peter. Uh, 2 Peter 3...

Lois: Oh, like the Peter Frampton song?

Peter: What? No, that's not the same thing.

Lois: Oh, right. Carry on.

Peter: Okay, so 2 Peter 3. It says "This is now, beloved, the second letter I am writing to you in which I am stirring up your sincere mind by way of reminder..."

Brian: Hey, like that movie, Stir Crazy!

Peter: What movie?

Brian: Stir Crazy. With Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder.

Peter: Oh, right. Well, yeah, kinda. I guess. Anyways, uh, 2 Peter 3. Uh, it says "that you should remember the words spoken beforehand by the holy prophets and the commandment of the Lord and Savior spoken by your apostles."

Lois: Wait, like that old television show, The Commandments?

Peter: No, that was a game show. This is the Bible.

Lois: Oh, right. Carry on.

Peter: Alright. Uh, so yeah, 2 Peter 3. It goes on to talk about how the Lord is not slow in keeping his promises and how the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. And it says that we should be watchful and have our minds ready for action.

Brian: Like that show, Ready, Set, Action!

Peter: Brian, that was a sketch show. Not the same thing.

Brian: Oh, right. Sorry. Carry on.