Peter: Alright, so in 2 Peter 2, we learn about false prophets who are leading people astray. It's like that time Stewie got lost in the mall and followed the wrong person home...

Lois: This isn't Family Guy, Peter.

Peter: Right, sorry. So anyway, these false prophets are compared to dangerous animals like a wild donkey or a lion looking for someone to devour. It's like the time Meg saw that really big lion at the zoo and he was all like "Grrr!"

Lois: Peter, please focus.

Peter: Right, sorry. So these false prophets are being punished by God, which is kind of like that episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer gets sent to the electric chair.

Lois: Peter.

Peter: Sorry. So anyway, these false prophets are also compared to filthy animals like a dog going back to its vomit and a pig wallowing in the mud. It's like that time Quagmire tried to flirt with that pig at the farmer's market and she was all like "Oink oink!"

Lois: Peter.

Peter: Right, sorry. So yeah, these false prophets are being punished for their wickedness and God is warning us to stay away from them. It's like that time Brian tried to convince Stewie to smoke cigarettes and Stewie was all like "No way, bro!"