Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I'd love to tell you about 2 Peter 2.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In 2 Peter 2, we read about false teachers and their destructive teachings. These false teachers have rejected the truth that God has revealed, and instead spread lies and immoral teachings. We are warned to stay away from these people, as they lead to destruction and ruin. We are also reminded of the judgement and wrath of God, and encouraged to remain faithful to God and his promises.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Sure... Anything else?