Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: Sure! 2 Peter 1 is about the need to add virtue to our faith. It calls on us to exercise self-control, godliness, brotherly kindness, and love. We should be diligent to make our calling and election sure, and live a life of holiness and godliness.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Is there anything else?

Contestant: Yes. It also talks about how the path of righteousness leads to everlasting life. We should actively work to increase in knowledge and understanding, so that we can escape the corruption of the world and receive a rich welcome into the eternal kingdom of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Alex Trebek: (Groans) Alright, let's move on. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself?