• King James Version

    1. But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks. Well, it's been a wild ride in 2 Peter 2. Let me break it down for you. We've got some doomsday prophecies, warnings about false teachers, and a reminder that God will judge the wicked. All in all, not a great time.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about chapter 2 of 2 Peter and it's quite the interesting one. Bible Expert: Yes, that's right. This chapter talks about how God will judge those who do evil and lead others astray.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. I'd love to tell you about 2 Peter 2. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In 2 Peter 2, we read about false teachers and their destructive teachings.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! This is 2 Peter 2! You will remember the story of God's people! In this chapter, Peter reminds us that God's chosen people have been persecuted throughout history by false prophets and teachers.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy smokes, Batman! We've just read the second chapter of 2 Peter! Batman: Yes, Robin, and it's full of warnings about false teachers. Joker: Ha ha ha! False teachers! What a bunch of dopes.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, literally these false teachers are bad news, no malarkey. My father used to say, 'You can't trust them.' I'm not joking. It's like they don't even know right from wrong. See here, Jack, they're like those prodigal sons they talk about in the Bible.

  • Donald Trump

    2 Peter 2 is a terrific chapter which talks about the dangers of false prophets. These false prophets, who are often overrated, are compared to animals who are doomed to destruction. Furthermore, these false prophets are haters and losers who want nothing more than to lead people astray.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in 2 Peter 2, we learn about false prophets who are leading people astray. It's like that time Stewie got lost in the mall and followed the wrong person home... Lois: This isn't Family Guy, Peter.