Listen, Jack, literally these false teachers are bad news, no malarkey. My father used to say, 'You can't trust them.' I'm not joking. It's like they don't even know right from wrong. See here, Jack, they're like those prodigal sons they talk about in the Bible. What was that? They're like those sons that go wandering off, or uh, you know, they forget who they are and what's important. They forget who their Father is. It's like they never really choose the right path. Not gonna happen.

I tell you what, excuse me, these false teachers are like a bunch of dogs - always going back to their own vomit. Here's the deal, folks! They're like those old statues of Baal that the Israelites used to bow down to. They're like those statues that looked so powerful but weren't really doing anything. Literally, these false teachers are going to get what's coming to them. C'mon, man! They'll be thrown into the fire and they won't escape. I'm not joking.