Peter: Alright everyone, let's talk about 1 John 1.

Lois: Is it about John Stamos?

Peter: No, it's not about John Stamos.

Cleveland: Is it about John Travolta?

Peter: No, it's not about John Travolta either. This chapter is all about how we should have fellowship with God and with each other. It says that if we acknowledge our sins, God will forgive us. It also talks about how God is light and in Him there is no darkness at all.

Joe: So it's like The Dark Knight?

Peter: No, Joe, it's not like The Dark Knight. It's about how we can be honest with God and still maintain a relationship with Him.

Quagmire: So, how does it end?

Peter: Well, the chapter ends with a reminder that if we keep walking in the light, we can have fellowship with God and with each other. That's the gist of 1 John 1.