Alex Trebek: Hi there! So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing 1 John 1.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Uh, okay. Go ahead.

Contestant: 1 John 1 is about fellowship with God and with each other. It emphasizes the importance of being truthful with God and with one another. It talks about the light of God and how we should walk in that light in order to have fellowship with Him and with one another. It also talks about the power of confession and how we should confess our sins to one another and to God, so that we can all be reconciled to Him.

Alex Trebek: (Furrowing his brow) Uh, that's, uh, really nice. So, what do you like to do in your spare time?