Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible. I'd like to tell you about 1 John 5.

Alex: [Sighs] Alright, if you must.

Contestant: This chapter is all about the importance of having faith in Jesus as the Son of God. It talks about how we can demonstrate our faith by loving God and our fellow man. It also encourages us to strive to keep God's commandments and to reject the world's temptations.

Alex: [Rolling eyes] Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, and it finishes by giving us assurance that whatever we ask in Jesus' name, God will grant us.

Alex: [Exasperated] Okay, thank you. Moving on.