Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm an avid reader of the Bible, so I can tell you all about 1 John 4.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay, I guess I asked for it. So, what is 1 John 4 about?

Contestant: Well, it talks about how we should love one another, because God first loved us and showed us how to love. It also talks about how knowing and believing in God helps us to love each other more. It also mentions that it is important to test the spirits, to make sure they are from God and not from the devil. Lastly, it talks about how God is love, and that we can be sure of His love for us.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Alright, I think that's enough Bible talk for now. Let's move on.