Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I can start by summarizing 1 John 2 from the Bible. It's all about how we should follow Jesus and walk in his footsteps."

Alex Trebek: "Oh, uh, sure. That's nice. Let's move on to something else, okay? What else do you like to do?"

Contestant: "But this is really important, Mr. Trebek. It says that if we keep Jesus' commandments, then we show that we really know God and love Him. We should also be careful to not love the world, because that leads to sin."

Alex Trebek: (sighs) "Yes, yes, I'm sure that's all very important. But can we talk about something else? Like your hobbies, or your favorite movie?"

Contestant: "Oh, sure! Well, 1 John 2 also talks about how our faith in Jesus should be evidenced by our actions. We should be living our lives so as to not sin, and be an example to others of true faith in Him."

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) "Look, I'm sure that's all great and everything, but can we PLEASE talk about something else? Anything else? Please?"