Peter: Alright, here's the scoop on Chapter 3 of Colossians. Basically, Paul is like "Hey, you guys, cut it out with the wicked behavior and put on the new self!" He's telling them to put away the old self with all its wickedness and to be renewed in their spirit.

Lois: By that he means, like, don't be so judgmental and stuff?

Brian: No, Lois, it's deeper than that. He's talking about all the vices that can lead to sin, like wrath and malice and things like that.

Cleveland: He's telling them to put on the new self, which means treating each other with compassion, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience.

Stewie: In other words, be like a Jedi!

Peter: Yeah, Stewie, if you want. But he's also saying that, in addition to being kind to each other, they should be forgiving and make peace with everybody, no matter what.

Lois: That's a great idea!

Brian: Yeah, and he's also telling them to sing hymns, give thanks, and be subject to their masters in everything they do.

Cleveland: And in the end, he leaves them with the reminder that whatever they do, they should do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

Peter: So basically, be good, be kind, and always give thanks to the Lord.