Alex Trebek: Alright, now let's find out a little bit more about you. What do you do for fun?

Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible and summarize the chapters.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, so what does Colossians 3 say?

Contestant: Colossians 3 talks about setting our minds on things above, because Christ is seated at the right hand of God. We should put off our old self and put on the new self, which is created in God's likeness. We should live in love, forgiveness, and kindness.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Uh huh. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, it talks about how we should put aside all bitterness, anger, and wrath, and instead be kind and compassionate to one another. We should be thankful and sing psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs to God.

Alex Trebek (clearly exasperated): Right. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, it says to do everything as if we are working for the Lord, and not for human masters. We should be thankful for every good thing we have and remember that God is our ultimate source of strength.

Alex Trebek (sighing heavily): Alright. I think we should move on.