Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, so I'd like to start off by summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Umm, okay. Sure, let's start with Colossians 1.

Contestant: Colossians 1 talks about how Jesus is the image of the invisible God, the Creator of all things. It also talks about how we can be reconciled to God through Jesus and how we can live a life worthy of the Lord.

Alex Trebek (sarcastically): Oh, great. Another Bible summary. How original. Tell me something else, please.

Contestant: Well, Colossians 1 also mentions how Jesus is the head of the church and how we should be living in harmony and love.

Alex Trebek (frustrated): Listen, can we talk about something else? I'm sure you have other interests besides the Bible.