Alex Trebek: "So, tell us a little bit about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I could tell you about the book of Philippians in the Bible..."

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) "That's great, but let's try to focus on something a little closer to home. What do you do for work?"

Contestant: "Actually, I was just about to talk about Philippians 4. It says 'Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.'"

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) "Okay...anything else?"

Contestant: "Yes! It goes on to say 'Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me—put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.'"

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) "Well, that was...interesting. Let's move on to the next contestant.