Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I recently read Colossians 2 in the Bible and I wanted to share the summary with you.

Alex: (with a sigh) Go ahead.

Contestant: Colossians 2 talks about being rooted and built up in Christ. It talks about how Jesus has conquered death, and how we should live in Him. It also speaks of not falling into false teachings and being careful not to be taken captive by them. Lastly, it talks about living in a way that is pleasing to God.

Alex: (rolling his eyes) That's...great. Anything else?

Contestant: No, I think that about sums it up!

Alex: (sarcastically) Wonderful.