• King James Version

    1. For I would that ye knew what great conflict I have for you, and {for} them at Laodicea, and {for} as many as have not seen my face in the flesh; {conflict: or, fear, or, care} / 2. That their hearts might be comforted, being knit together in love, and unto all riches of the full assurance of understanding, to the acknowledgement of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ;

  • Norm

    Alright, so Colossians 2. Here we go. So Paul is writing to this church in Colossae, and he's got a lot to say about living a life rooted in Christ. Yeah, he says that Jesus is the head of all rule and authority, so don't let anyone pressure you into doing stuff that goes against that.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have here? Colossians 2? Bible Expert: Yes, Colossians 2 is all about the importance of faith and living in a way that honors God. It talks about how we should be rooted in our faith and not be swayed by worldly influences.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I recently read Colossians 2 in the Bible and I wanted to share the summary with you. Alex: (with a sigh) Go ahead. Contestant: Colossians 2 talks about being rooted and built up in Christ.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! Colossians 2 is all about the power of Jesus and the importance of not being tricked by false philosophies. Jesus has all authority and power, and is the one who gives you your identity in Him.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! It's Colossians Chapter 2! Batman: Let me read it, Robin. It starts off by saying that we should be rooted in Christ, so that we can be built up in Him and strengthened in the faith we have been taught.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Colossians 2 paints a powerful picture of the beauty of salvation. See here, Jack, the chapter begins by encouraging us to be rooted and grounded in love, a love that literally surpasses all understanding.

  • Donald Trump

    Colossians 2 -- what a terrific chapter! Here's what happened: Paul told the people of Colossae to not be deceived by the fake news that's out there -- the deep state wants you to believe in things that aren't true! So, Paul urged them to be rooted in Christ and to continue in their faith, bigly.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Colossians 2, eh? Alright, so Paul's saying that we should hold on to the traditions of the church, not just like, the traditions of the world. Like, if we don't keep our faith, it's like having a remote control that only works with one channel, and that channel is like, the Home Shopping Network.