Listen up, maggots! This is Colossians 3. Let's get to it. You need to get rid of all the evil desires and wrong attitudes that are in your life - those things are like a disease. Put your focus on the things above, not the things of the earth. Show love, peace, and thankfulness. Be nice to each other and be kind. Be humble and gentle. Put up with each other and forgive each other when someone does something wrong. And most importantly, live your life with the Lord in your heart and mind. That's it - that's Colossians 3. Now let's move on!