"Hey, folks, it's Ezra 2. Well, you know what's coming: another long list of people and their many descendants. You know, it's like a family tree, only longer and more boring. But, hey, we also get a tally of how much money they brought with them back to Jerusalem. So, if you're into that kind of thing, then this is the chapter for you. Anyway, that's Ezra 2! I'm Norm MacDonald and you're not."